Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
did i just see six urban dictionary definitions that aren’t disturbingly sexual i didn’t know that could happen
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
Another pokemon fusion between Leavanny, Gourgeist, and Floette!
Arbok and Weezing officially leave Team Rocket after 280 episodes…
reasons i love my friends #6578
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
nani is queen
see also: how to sister
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious